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That was so cute!
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"Don't blame the heavens. If fate wants you to have something, you will get it; If not, don't bear any grudges." -Kaoru of Dir en grey
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"I don't want to be Dead! I want to be alive...
...or, a cowboy!"
"Who left the spleen bowl where someone could trip on it?"
"Simmons, I need your ovaries"
"Sigh... I really hate this army"
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"I don't want to be Dead! I want to be alive...
...or, a cowboy!"
"Who left the spleen bowl where someone could trip on it?"
"Simmons, I need your ovaries"
"Sigh... I really hate this army"
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